The "Curly Brace" Drink

I copied this from the Cave Story Tribute site Forums The 9th layer of Hell. 

--The Curly Brace--
Ingredints:
1 Cups of Rum
Half Cup Strawberrys
Half Cup Blueberries
Quarter Cup Orange Juice
1 Coconut
--How to make--
Put Strawberrys, Blueberries and 2 Cups of Rum with O.J in blender. Blend untill it becomes a nice substance. Pour into glasses. Garnish the drink with some curly shavings of coconut. Serve with orange on side of the glass and straw in the glass. Enjoy 
P.S I never tried this out, besides, I'm not old enough to drink alcohol.
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^^ Same here 

So I decided to make an alternative recipie! 

--The Curly Brace--
Ingredints:
1 Cup of Cola
Half Cup Strawberrys
Quarter Cup Blueberries
Quarter Cup Orange Juice
--How to make--
Put Strawberrys, Blueberries and 2 Cups of Rum with O.J in blender. Blend untill it becomes a nice substance. Pour into glasses. Garnish the drink with some curly shavings of coconut. Serve with orange on side of the glass and straw in the glass. Enjoy! 

(I need to gather supplies brb)

This... This sounds disgusting.

But entirely worth the laugh!

A worthy gargle blaster for any zealous challenger. Glory to those that remain sober!

If you want a drink, though, that'll REALLY get you sloshed, then look no further than ryncol!
Drink at your own discretion