A guide to the krazy stuff I say

'It's London calling'- General 'Hi, how are 'ya' statement.
'It's seven to midnight and I have a shotgun'- Get out of my way, I'm mad as hell and I don't care if you live by the river or not.
'FOR THE LOVE OF AMATARASU'- Amatarasu is the Japanland goddess of the sun. I don't worship but I think it sounds more serious that "For the love of god".
'I'll bash ye rite in de gabba'- Playful way of saying 'stop that'.
'Do I look like I'm Michel Jackson?'- I cant do what your asking me to.
'I haven't seen anything this screwed up since Pripyat'- Pripyat was the town next to the reactors during Chernobyl.
'I don't care if you live by the river'- Reference to the same song that I pulled 'It's London calling' from. Means I'm gonna do what I say I'm gonna do even if it ends with tears, deleted minecraft accounts, and broken pocket watches.
'I own a helmet that's close to a hundred years old'- I do, it's better than yours. Getrealbro. General 'I'm better than you haha' statement.
'If I'm John Marston, you must be Bill Williams' Red Dead Redemption reference. Means I don't care much for you.
'That's a long way from Tipperary'- What you're saying doesn't make any sense. Try again.


I shouldn't be up this late, but what the hell, I live by the river.